elle:
Jason Segel: The first time my mom found condoms in my room, she literally started crying hysterically.
ELLE: I also read that your mother, upon seeing your full-frontal nude scene in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, wept.
JS: Actually, it wasn’t so much weeping as much as it was an angry stare at me, and her lips started to quiver a little bit. She got up and left the theater, and when she came back, she had clearly been crying. I thought it would be a funny joke not to tell her beforehand that I’d done full-frontal nudity. Apparently it wasn’t.
ELLE: Is she an easy crier?
JS: She was always very emotional about her son growing up. I remember she also burst into tears when she accidentally walked in on me taking a bath and saw that I had pubic hair.
More mom quotes from ELLE here!
Happy Mother’s Day
Ivy Blue Carter - Jay-Z - Glory
JAY Z- Glory ft. B.I.C by cameroonbeast
The most amazing feeling I feel,
Words can’t describe what I’m feeling for real
Baby, I paint the sky blue,
My greatest creation was you
You, you, glory
False alarms and false starts
All made better by the sound of your heart
All the pain of the last time
I prayed so hard it was the last time
Your mama said you danced for her
Did you wiggle your hands for her?
Glory, Glory, Glory
Sorry, Everything that I prayed for
God’s gift I wish I woulda prayed more
God makes no mistakes, I made a few
Rough sled in here and there but I made it through
I wreak havoc on the world
Get ready for part two
A younger, smarter, faster me
So a pinch of Hov, a whole glass of B
Glory, yeah
The most amazing feeling I feel,
Words can’t describe what I’m feeling for real
Baby, I paint the sky blue,
My greatest creation was you
Your grand pop died of liquor failure
Then he died of liver failure
Deep down he was a good man
God damn I can’t deliver failure
Bad ass little Hov,
Two years old shopping on Saville Row
Wicked ass little Bey, hard not to spoil you rotten, looking like little me
The most beautiful-est thing in this world,
Is Daddy’s little girl.
You don’t yet know what swag is
But you was made in Paris and mama woke up the next day and shot her album package
Last time the miscarriage was so tragic,
We was afraid you disappeared but nah baby, you magic
So there you have it, sh-t happens
Just make sure the plane you on is bigger than your carry-on baggage
Everybody goes through stuff
Life is a gift, love
Open it up
You’re a child of destiny
You’re the child of my destiny
You’re my child with the child from destiny’s child
That’s a hell of recipe
Glory, glory, glory sorry
Glory, uh, yeah
The most amazing feeling I feel,
Words can’t describe what I’m feeling for real
Baby, I paint the sky blue,
My greatest creation was you
When you want write me, or add me in Facebook you can…
When you want write or add in Facebook you can…
Nothingness
Have you found a magical creature, whose intoxicating scent attracts you. The memory of it thrills you so much. A leak is not.
It’s hard to live in a world where you are not You. But who invited many guests? Fear fulfilling my heartgradually thicker and louder. The views of foreign faces on my face quivering with fear. Tears run down myface, fold down the nose and on to my hot lips. Small drops so great pain down from my lips down to the ground.
Their impact is almost deafening to me, because my heart with every tear gets a crack.
I gave up his life for you. But I must say that for you I do not mean anything. I’m not anyone in the glow of her curves and graceful swan wings. You forgot in my existence.
Deafening silence of the city. I look at houses in the distance. I was browsing through their facades, windows and roofs. The sun shines and the wind gently blowing. Leaves dancing in the rhythm of the wind.
Children on the playground he throws the ball. Street passes through the blue car. The world slows down.Seconds pass extremely slowly. Flock of birds flying in the sky. One wave after another wing.
Floating clouds in the sky. Gentle dawn love with them. And circling the sun’s rays.
Every moment seems to be slower. I feel your heart beat is so strong.
Getting dark …
The street lamps light up slightly . Sun Moon alternates.
